Funny Quotes

Quote about Funny quotes

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Tracey Ullman ::
British Comedian ( 1959- )

Quote about Funny quotes

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx ::
American Comedian ( 1895-1977 )

Quote about Funny quotes

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby ::
American Comedian ( 1937- )

Quote about Funny quotes

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz ::
Cartoonist ( 1922-2000 )

Quote about Funny quotes

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Casey Stengel ::
American Athlete ( 1890-1975 )

Quote about Funny quotes

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Satchel Paige ::
American Athlete ( 1906-1982 )

Quote about Funny quotes

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Mark Twain ::
American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. (1835-1910).

Quote about Funny quotes

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

H. L. Mencken ::
American Writer ( 1880-1956 )

Quote about Funny quotes

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Groucho Marx ::
American Comedian ( 1895-1977 )

Quote about Funny quotes

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw ::
Irish literary Critic, Playwright and Essayist. 1925 Nobel Prize for Literature, (1856-1950).